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I hope you learned your lesson. 69FB. Drivers not coming to a complete stop is a serious issue throughout California. I do not know if this issue extends beyond California but I have it on good authority that it does not. You might ask why. But asking why will ause me to seem redundant because I don't know that either. I have it on good authority thatit is because "Californicators have their heads up their asses". I consider my source to be a reputable expert in the field of Stuff Californians Do Wrong since he hails from oregon which is right above and ajoinededto California. I myself have not seen any physical evidence of this head-in-ass phenomenon however I am able to imagine how this might cause difficulties at stop signs for any driver. My driver's ed teacher once explained to me that in order for a stop to be considered a full stop the car and its contents would have to have ceased jiggling. This was a very difficult thing back then because the cars we drove weight 45 thousand pounds and had coil spring suspension that required regular maintenance and sometimes you'd have to wedge matchbooks between some of the coils to stiffen it up a little. It took a lot of matchbooks but it was no problem because everybody smoked everywhere all of the time and were given free matchbooks everytime they got out of their car as well as at toll booths and drive through liquor stores. When I got married I noticed that my stopping times had nearly quadrupled. It could take up to ten minutes for the car and its contents to stop jiggling. After studying the problem I found a simple solution. I found that the stop-jiggly factor could be reduced drastically by applying a moderate force of pressure to my wife's breasts at each stop sign. As I get older the stop-times are on the rise again...even though it's just me in the car. Be safe. Wear a sports bra and have one in your vehicle for each and every passenger. Or you run the risk of slow-mowing pedestrians illegally.
 
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