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Found this in my garage this evening.

I kinda wish I had of thought of hairspray and fire before I killed it with wasp spray. That would have been AAAAAMAZEBALLS! And maybe a lil overkill... but meh.
 
My sister asked me to kill a spider when I was staying at her place in Australia. I sighed, shook my head, asked her to show me and she pointed into the corner of the room up at the ceiling. It was one of these bad boys, they Huntsman. Uhhhh...you got a shotgun sis??

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Not my photo BTW.
 
I wish I had my camera when I was in NC while in training for SF..... seen what appeared to be a banana spider and the fucking thing was huge!!! Was as big as the palm of my hand! Fucking big ass black and yellow bastard.
My main problem with spiders there was while walking through the woods at night you would walk right into there web... most of the time face first >.< ..... then you would being the typical reaction of throwing your hands all over the place trying to get it off of you and try to get the damn spider off of you... shitty part was there were so fucking many that after the 10th time your just like... eh let me get the web out of my face so I can keep walking... sometimes you would find a hitchhiker chilling on your shoulder or on your ruck sack... and be like damn when did I pick this fucking crazy looking thing up at???? A minute ago, a mile ago... 10 miles ago... made you think sometimes... hahaha.
 
[MENTION=35]tuc0[/MENTION] reminded me of this old song...an old favorite of mine...

[video=youtube_share;9NxCEjMbNqY]http://youtu.be/9NxCEjMbNqY[/video]
 
I don't mind spiders. I mind snake of any kind though. Yikess!

I'm the opposite. I love snakes and I want one. Just not something huge like a boa or python. Maybe a ball python.

Then again, I've been told recently that I am crazy. Guess that explains it!
 
[MENTION=54]civil servant[/MENTION] ... now ain't that cute! ROFL. HOw'd you find this vid? Me think she pretty, the dood ain't so though. Thanks Civ. Hug you.
 
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