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civil servant said:
...and he realized with anxiously feverish fervor that no longer would small animals suffice to stave his lustful humger...bigger prey, stronger prey, smarter prey...a night of slaughter had revealed to him his destiny. A destiny which he embraced with even greater resolve to be the Master of the "noble" Art. He wasted no time in settting his sights on humanity. Let the dance begin...
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I nominate civil to narrate all of built's future encounters into a 7 part novel that will overwhelm Harry Potter for my reading pleasure.
 
Horses, horse's ass, and peanut butter:

[video=youtube_share;gGZwmelwnBU]http://youtu.be/gGZwmelwnBU[/video]

No hablo Ingles.
 
Fred said:
@civil servant what is this lusty "humger" you speak of, i would experience this please....
@el jorge loco this is not a competition, if you require more proof that I in point of fact am the funnier one, please watch this video showing the peanut butter trick used on civil.

Actually it's lustful humger. Glad i could clear that up for ya. Let me know if i can be of any further assistance. Or is it farther?

Civil to civil: I have a question for civil as well. Civil, what the hell is feverish fervor?

Civil's response to civil's question: How the hell would i know? i would never write nonsense like that. I'm a professional and never fall back on dubious alliteration for cheap effect. Or is it affect?

Anthony Bourdain asks a question with a follow-up: Where in the hell am I? Do either of you civils have any stinky cheese I can buy?

Fred's comment generally addressing Bourdain's insanity: Dude, you must be really humgry to want to buy some stinky cheese.

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Oh my...the things i write in my absence. I never know what to expect. Wow, was Anthony Bourdain really here? You know he once ate a warthog's butthole, right? The bushpeople saved it for him and made sure not to disturb anything that the warthog might have missed the last time it wiped. This was a huge honor to be given this particular piece of ass. Bourdain took it like a man. if you're not familiar with him he has a TV show or two and a few books out. He's casually insane and reasonably irreverent. but he has a deep respect for cultures beyond his own and their relationships with food. Plus he hates Billy Joel. Maybe that's a story for another time.

peace
 
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