Seems like Bardler's been around forever. Congrats man. We just need you to stop by the locker room for a minute or two so RagingMidget can get you hosed down, dust you for lice or any other critters, and issue your uniform. We're wearing our Spring colors right now. Don't worry, it's all S.O.P. Oh, one thing...this is important...don't feed the RagingMidget after midnight. Okay? Important. Thanks.
