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Surrender said:
It's not that his balls are so dirty he needs the brush to remove the grime.

It's cause his balls hang so low that he needs the brush with a long handle so he can reach them without the need to bend his knees.

Ah, convenience.
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Ok, but there is a bit of a fallacy in thinking that bending his knees is going to get his hands any closer to his sack. He must be wearing a back brace and can't bend at the waist, good reason to bring the wife into the shower and get the job done right.


Fasttrak
 
Fasttrak said:
Ok, but there is a bit of a fallacy in thinking that bending his knees is going to get his hands any closer to his sack. He must be wearing a back brace and can't bend at the waist, good reason to bring the wife into the shower and get the job done right.
Fasttrak
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Ha, as if everyone has a special short ball brush and a 2nd long brush for their back. :p
Believe me, I try to get the wife into the shower every time. She's just no fun.

Fasttrak said:
...who the hell has testicles are so dirty you require a nylon bristled brush to remove the grime?Fasttrak
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NutButter, obviously.
 
A-Rich said:
Ha, as if everyone has a special short ball brush and a 2nd long brush for their back. :p
Believe me, I try to get the wife into the shower every time. She's just no fun.


NutButter, obviously.
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ROFL

Everyone knows the best way to remove butter is to burn it off.


Fasttrak
 
Shit just got real. Wait, we still wipe front to back right? I was once told by a Mexican buddy that white people don't know how to wipe their own asses. I asked him how he knew. It only became evident after I was through teabagging him. No, this ain't racial or racist. Just another almost true story. The teabag part is an embellishment on my part and could not have occurred since old Javi, rest his Soul, liked chewing on nuts.
 
A-Rich said:
So, I was just taking a shower tonight and my wife went to the toilet and I thought, "aww...we're both peeing at the same time!"

As I'm thinking of sharing my retarded joke in the only place appropriate (47R of course), I was busy scrubbing my sac with my brush:
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Balls of steel!
I can't make this stuff up (except for being made of steel).
I was still naked when I took this pic, so don't go looking for reflections. It's not a pretty sight.
*I said don't look, sickos!" BB & Desire are exempt. ;)
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Deja vu. It happened again! haha
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