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The 47 Ronin
So, I was just taking a shower tonight and my wife went to the toilet and I thought, "aww...we're both peeing at the same time!"

As I'm thinking of sharing my retarded joke in the only place appropriate (47R of course), I was busy scrubbing my sac with my brush:
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Balls of steel!
I can't make this stuff up (except for being made of steel).
I was still naked when I took this pic, so don't go looking for reflections. It's not a pretty sight.
*I said don't look, sickos!" BB & Desire are exempt. ;)
 
damn dude were you scrubbing your sack or did you want to break the end off and go Jeffery Dahmer style ;)

LMAO i laughed - lets see how many people get it
 
Ha, I wasn't quite pulling a Dahmer style but I did scratch my leg with the broken handle. ha
 
so, what i gathered from this post is 1) you admit to peeing in the shower and 2) the gravitational pull of your testicles is such that you can snap scrote-scrubbers with but a thought (btw, considering the yellow tinge of your brush, it might be a good thing you've been forced to buy a new one :roflmao: ).

wow. color me enlightened.

;)
 
Haha, Built ya bastard. I admitted enough embarrassing things to not lie about the "tinge." I blame the bad camera or the lighting of the shower (perhaps like a "why is the sky blue" theory). I don't smoke and neither does my sac.
 
You use that brush to scrub your sac? You might as well go pick up a porcupine. And by the looks of that crack to the right, that is your favorite place to pee. And no, I wasn't looking for reflections. I've always been scared to find out what most people who play video games look like. I've seen some turrible things.

And who has a camera that close to their shower? Or is your wife just that awesome and brought you the camera so you could take that picture. I bet she was wondering, what in the fuck?
 
All i have to say is this should be in the caption thread... Mine would be "chuck norris need a new ball brush every day"
 
DeSiRe. said:
You use that brush to scrub your sac? You might as well go pick up a porcupine. And by the looks of that crack to the right, that is your favorite place to pee. And no, I wasn't looking for reflections. I've always been scared to find out what most people who play video games look like. I've seen some turrible things.

And who has a camera that close to their shower? Or is your wife just that awesome and brought you the camera so you could take that picture. I bet she was wondering, what in the fuck?
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No, she was still on the toilet. Must've been #2 . ;)
Ha, I did step out of the shower before taking the pic, silly.
If only my phone were waterproof, it'd truly never leave my side.
 
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