Dickfor.
The 47 Ronin
Typing in small caps so the rest of the thread can be me yelling.
I AM SO FED UP WITH BANKS. THEY TAKE YOUR MONEY AND CHARGE YOU FOR IT. THEY THEY GO...."OH IM SORRY SIR, HERES YOUR MONEY BACK"
AND THEY STILL CHARGE YOU AND INCONVINIEFUCKYOU ALL THE TIME.
IM CANCELING MY BANK ACCOUNT AND I WOULD RATHER SEND CASH IN THE MAIL, BECAUSE I WOULD PROBABLY SAVE MONEY WHILE DOING SO.
FOR INSTANCE: I PAY 14 DOLLARS A MONTH FOR A SO CALLED VIP ACCOUNT THAT DOESNT LET ME DO FUCKALL.
SO FOR A YEAR IM PAYING 14X12.
WHY DO WE NEED TO RELY ON THIS SHIT. SINCE WHEN DO WE NEED TO HAVE PEOPLE FUCK US OVER ALL THE TIME.
BUT HOW DO I PAY FOR THIS FANCY HOUSE AND CAR YOU MIGHT ASK?
WELL A LOAN FROM THE BANK SO THEY CAN MAKE MORE MONEY ON TOP OF THE MONEY THEY ARE ALREADY MAKING.
FUCK BANKS, FUCK INVISIBLE MONEY, IM PAYING CASH FOR EVERYTHING.... THE ONLY TIME I WIL USE A BANK IS FOR CHANGING MY QUARTERS AND PENNYS FOR MORE MONEY
OH YOU HAVE TO HAVE A BANK ACCOUTN FOR THAT, SIR.
OR GO TO A CHANGE TO CASH DESPENSER THAT CHARGES YOU MONEY....
WILL THIS EVER END?
I AM SO FED UP WITH THIS SHIT...
OH SIR ITS NOT YOUR FAULT THAT YOU TOOK OUT TO MUCH MONEY... LEMME JUST REFUND YOU YOUR FEE.
NO.
KEEP YOUR FUCKING MONEY, YOU FUCK ASS.
YOU SHOULD BE TELLING ME "DONT TAKE OUT SO MUCH, DIP SHIT!"
NOT THE OPPOSITE, FUCKIE.
I KNOW YOU GUYS HAVE SOMETHING TO YELL ABOUT AND RANT, I AND IM SURE THE REST OF US WOULD LIKE TO HEAR.
BY GOD, THAT PENNY MACHINE AT THE BANK BETTER BE READY FOR ME.
TIME TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEM, NOT THEM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF US.
STARTING NOW, YOU ALL NEED TO FUCK OVER YOUR BANK AT LEAST ONCE A MONTH...
without US the banks cant do shit, vice versa... but they get to make the money... no I, not YOU, THEM... THE FUCK ASSES.
so heres to you, my favourite bank:
I FEEL LIKE A NEW MAN NOW THANKKKKSSSSSSSSS!!!!
I AM SO FED UP WITH BANKS. THEY TAKE YOUR MONEY AND CHARGE YOU FOR IT. THEY THEY GO...."OH IM SORRY SIR, HERES YOUR MONEY BACK"
AND THEY STILL CHARGE YOU AND INCONVINIEFUCKYOU ALL THE TIME.
IM CANCELING MY BANK ACCOUNT AND I WOULD RATHER SEND CASH IN THE MAIL, BECAUSE I WOULD PROBABLY SAVE MONEY WHILE DOING SO.
FOR INSTANCE: I PAY 14 DOLLARS A MONTH FOR A SO CALLED VIP ACCOUNT THAT DOESNT LET ME DO FUCKALL.
SO FOR A YEAR IM PAYING 14X12.
WHY DO WE NEED TO RELY ON THIS SHIT. SINCE WHEN DO WE NEED TO HAVE PEOPLE FUCK US OVER ALL THE TIME.
BUT HOW DO I PAY FOR THIS FANCY HOUSE AND CAR YOU MIGHT ASK?
WELL A LOAN FROM THE BANK SO THEY CAN MAKE MORE MONEY ON TOP OF THE MONEY THEY ARE ALREADY MAKING.
FUCK BANKS, FUCK INVISIBLE MONEY, IM PAYING CASH FOR EVERYTHING.... THE ONLY TIME I WIL USE A BANK IS FOR CHANGING MY QUARTERS AND PENNYS FOR MORE MONEY
OH YOU HAVE TO HAVE A BANK ACCOUTN FOR THAT, SIR.
OR GO TO A CHANGE TO CASH DESPENSER THAT CHARGES YOU MONEY....
WILL THIS EVER END?
I AM SO FED UP WITH THIS SHIT...
OH SIR ITS NOT YOUR FAULT THAT YOU TOOK OUT TO MUCH MONEY... LEMME JUST REFUND YOU YOUR FEE.
NO.
KEEP YOUR FUCKING MONEY, YOU FUCK ASS.
YOU SHOULD BE TELLING ME "DONT TAKE OUT SO MUCH, DIP SHIT!"
NOT THE OPPOSITE, FUCKIE.
I KNOW YOU GUYS HAVE SOMETHING TO YELL ABOUT AND RANT, I AND IM SURE THE REST OF US WOULD LIKE TO HEAR.
BY GOD, THAT PENNY MACHINE AT THE BANK BETTER BE READY FOR ME.
TIME TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEM, NOT THEM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF US.
STARTING NOW, YOU ALL NEED TO FUCK OVER YOUR BANK AT LEAST ONCE A MONTH...
without US the banks cant do shit, vice versa... but they get to make the money... no I, not YOU, THEM... THE FUCK ASSES.
so heres to you, my favourite bank:
I FEEL LIKE A NEW MAN NOW THANKKKKSSSSSSSSS!!!!
