For all things UEFA Champions League September 13th: UEFA Champs League Group Stages Opener Group E - Chelsea v. Leverkusen - Genk v. Valencia Group F - Olympiakos v. Marseille - Dortmund v. Arsenal Group G - FC Porto v. Shaktar Donetsk - APOEL v. Zenit Group H - Barcelona v. AC Milan - Plzen v. BATE September 14th - Day Two of Opener Group A - Manchester City v. Napoli - Villareal v. Bayern Munich Group B - Lille v. CSKA Moskva - Inter Milan v. Trabzonspor Group C - Basel v. Otelul Galati - Benfica v. Manchester United Group D - Dinamo Zagreb v. Real Madrid - Ajax v. Lyon *Group Stage match-up information thanks to UEFA. All kick-off times are 20:45 GMT Group Stages Draws as of 08/25 Group A: Bayern Munich, Villarreal, Manchester City and Napoli. Group B: Inter Milan, CSKA Moscow, Lille Metropole and Trabzonspor. Group C: Manchester United, Benfica, Basel and Otelul Galati. Group D: Real Madrid, Olympique Lyonnais, Ajax Amsterdam and Dinamo Zagreb. Group E: Chelsea, Valencia, Bayer 04 Leverkusen and Genk. Group F: Arsenal, Olympique de Marseille, Olympiacos and Borussia Dortmund. Group G: Porto, Shakhtar Donetsk, Zenit St Petersburg and Apoel. Group H: Barcelona, AC Milan, Bate Borisov and Viktoria Plzen. I know there are a few fans of football (not American football) in here, and you don't have to be afraid that no one else is.