Here at Crazy Col. Gaspar's Emporium of Electronics, we're basically offering our semi-used parts for free! But my wife says no, so I'm selling them to you at 90% below market rate!
You'd be crazier than me NOT to pick up an items from our emporium! So come on down. We're located at the corner of Dahmer and Bundy in downtown Scummerville where we're slashing prices and taking a bite into our competitors!
You'd be crazier than me NOT to pick up an items from our emporium! So come on down. We're located at the corner of Dahmer and Bundy in downtown Scummerville where we're slashing prices and taking a bite into our competitors!