The Grand Bullshit Thread - Get yer bullshit here!

I'd like to present my 3d space pinball score. It isn't the best score, but I did this during a 5 hour shift at work (retail sales associate) while helping customers, so I think I did just fine. I don't think I'm ever getting rehired though.
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I've beatin minesweeper in 6 seconds, fuck yeah.

Annnd for real life accomplishments... I'm damn close to a one arm pull up, get jelly. And my front lever with both legs out is almost solid, come at me bro.