Chuck Norris Thread.

Discussion in 'Non Sense Zone!' started by suicide george, Aug 12, 2011.

  1. Captain Cap
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    Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims on land.
    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
     
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    Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
     
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    Surrender The Ronin Enforcer The 47 Ronin

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    Who would win in a race around the world? The flash or superman? Neither, it would be Chuck Norris.
    Geico just saved a bunch of money by switching to chuck norris.
     

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