Chuck Norris Thread.

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    Ready! GO.
     
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    Chuck Norris is So tough.. He don't even laugh at these jokes.. :)
     
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    When chuck norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
     
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    "The only thing Mr. T, Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris can agree on is that Tom Cruise is a faggot. "
     
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    "If Chuck Norris makes a woman ride on top during sex, she instantly qualifies for the "mile high" club. "

    "God said: "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said: "Say please!" "

    "A unicorn once kicked Chuck Norris. That is why they no longer exist. "
     
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    Chuck Norris is so Strong... When he does a push up, he pushes the world down..
    Chuck Norris uses Pepper Spray to Clear his Sinus's..
    Chuck Norris Puts the Laughter in Manslaughter..
    Chuck Norris Can Touch Dale's Drum set with his Sack and its Ok Cuz he said so
    Chuck Norris is the only Person who Knows what Willis' is talkin about
    Chuck Norris is the Only one to win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time..
    Chuck Norris only got a sun burn from the tests on the A-bomb when it went off
    Chuck Norris Is my Internet Security..
    Chuck Norris is the only person Jason, Freddy, the Boogey Man and Death are scared of
     
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    chuck norris like to knit sweaters, and by knit, i mean punching, and by sweaters, i mean babies...
     
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    lol.....................
     
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    When chuck norris has sex, everyone has an orgasm.
    When chuck norris takes off his shirt, he makes straight guys go gay.
     
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    Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris.
     

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